6-3 and "9 to 5" • Best 60ish Seconds

As August comes to a close, Charlie opens with a win for President Trump at the U.S. Supreme Court, where a 6-3 decision overruled a Rhode Island judge who had blocked efforts to curb potential noncitizen voting. He notes that Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro immediately vowed to appeal, prompting Charlie to question why Democrats keep fighting to preserve pathways for noncitizens to vote and spending taxpayer money doing it.

Charlie points out that the Rhode Island judge, an Obama appointee, has been overruled repeatedly by higher courts, including a prior decision requiring taxpayers to fund abortions. He argues that a single district judge should not be able to impose remedies affecting the entire nation and hopes Congress addresses the issue. Charlie also shares a memorable line from his friend Senator Mike Lee of Utah, who asked why Shapiro is so eager to see noncitizens voting.

Shifting gears, Charlie voices concern over what he sees as a broader cultural battle, pointing to recent efforts — including an altered version of a classic Christian creed — that reinterpret traditional religious language and practice.

Charlie closes by remembering country music icon Dolly Parton, who died this week at age 80 after a brief battle with cancer. He praises her powerful voice and warm personality, offering prayers for her rest in peace, and reflects on summer coming to an end as football season and school return.